Baptizing A Drunk

On a Sunday afternoon, when a drunk stumbled on a baptismal ceremony in a neighboring river bank, he just waded into the water and stood next to the Preacher. The Preacher turns to him and asks, “Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks around and back to the Preacher, and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am."

The Preacher then dunks the drunk under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" The Preacher asked.

"Nooo, I didn't." The drunk said.

The Preacher again dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"Noooo, I did not Reverend."

The Preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and asks in a harsh tone, "My good man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and asks the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"