A Day Of Specials, At Heaven’s Gates

When three guys got to the gates of Heaven, God told them, "We have a special today! If you died a terrible death, you're in for free." So God asked the first guy for his story. And the first guy said, "I was a hardworking man and a loving husband, but I began to suspect that my wife was cheating on me. So one day at work, I said I was sick and left for home to hide and closely watch my apartment. After a while, I saw a man go in but I decided to wait a few minutes to catch them in the act. Then, I started banging on my door. They wouldn't open it, so I broke down the door and walked in to see my wife sitting naked, but the man wasn't in sight. I went to the balcony, where I saw a naked man hanging on the edge. I began to stomp on his hands until he fell down, but there were bushes, so I got my fridge and tossed it on him. In the process of tossing the fridge, I also fell over and died." God exclaimed, "Wow, that's pretty bad, finding out your wife cheated and falling off your balcony. You pass."

The second guy said, "God, my only crime was that I enjoyed dancing naked in my apartment while eating pickles out of the jar. I was doing just that one day, when I slipped on a pickle and fell over my balcony. Luckily, I was able to grab on to the ledge below mine. After a few minutes, a man came and I thought he was going to rescue me, but he began to stomp on my hands. I fell, but luckily, I fell into the bushes. I thought I had survived, but that man threw a fridge at me and I died!"  Again God exclaimed, "Wow, that's very cruel, being crushed to death that way." And the third man said, "I died naked in a fridge."