When Reverend Father Patrick, a priest of a small congregation in town, saw a female member of his congregation sitting in a bar and drinking beer, he thought that was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should be doing. So he walked up, sat down next to the woman and said sternly, "Mrs. Johnson, this is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" obviously very drunk, she said with a slur, "Sure!" But when she stood up, she began to weave back and forth.
Realizing that she had had too much to drink, and the priest grabbed her arms to steady her, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. And after rolling around for a few seconds, the priest wound up laying on top of her, with her skirt hiked up to her waist. At that very moment, the bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here buddy, we won't have any of that going on, around in this bar!" The priest looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Father Patrick." The bartender then nodded and said, "Hell then! If you're that far in you might as well finish up!"
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