Thursday 10 November 2016

The Nun That Fainted

When three nuns were discussing their various experiences on the job, the first nun said, "I was cleaning in the Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? I found a bunch of pornographic magazines." And when the second nun asked, "So, What did you do?" She replied, "Well, of course I threw them in the trash."
 
The second nun then said, "Well, I can top that! I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" The other nuns gasped, "Oh my! And what did you do?" She smiled cynically and said, "I just poked holes in all of them!" Immediately, the third nun screamed, “Holy Mary! Mother of Jesus!” and fainted.

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