The Biblical Thief

One night when a home owner caught a man removing items within his home, and screamed at him, “What the hell do you think you are doing, stealing my things?” The man said, "Like I told you in the bible, I come like a thief! Blessed is the one who stays awake and remains clothed, so as not to go naked and be shamefully exposed." And the home owner then said, “Very well! You have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again! “