Being Clever By Half

While a woman was golfing one day, she hit the ball into the woods. And when she went into the woods to look for it, she found a frog in a trap, and it said, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get, times ten!"

 

The woman said, "That's okay. For my first wish, I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world.”

The frog warned, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman said, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM, she became the most beautiful woman in the world!

 

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "And that will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you." And the woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM, she became the richest woman in the world! And when the frog asked for her third wish, she said, “I'd like to have a mild heart attack."

 

*Women are clever. Don't mess with them. For all female readers, this is the end of the joke for you. So stop reading and continue feeling good about yourselves.

 

*Male readers, please scroll down.

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So the man had a mild heart attack, but ten times milder than his wife had.

 

*Since women think they're really smart, allow them to continue to think that way; while you just enjoy the show.

 

*If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

 

*Share with all the guys for a good laugh, and all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.