The Fart Football

As soon as an old married couple hit the pillows, the old man passed gas and said, “Seven Points.” His wife rolled over and asked, “What in the world was that?” And the old man replied, “It is fart football." A few minutes later his wife let one go and said, “Touchdown, tie score.” After about five minutes the old man let another one go and said, “Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7” And not to be outdone, the wife ripped out another one and said, “Touchdown, tie score.”

Five seconds went by and she let out a little squeaker and said, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.” Now the pressure was on the old man, who refused to get beaten by a woman; so he strained real hard. Since defeat was totally unacceptable, he gave it everything he's got, and accidentally crapped in the bed. And when the wife asked, “What the hell was that?” The old man replied, “Half time, switch sides.”