The Church Conference

A pastor called his wife and said, “Honey, I have been nominated to represent our district, at a 4 day church conference holding in Tinapa; and our flight leaves this evening. Please help me pack my usual, as usual.” The dutiful wife did as requested and waited patiently for her husband with mixed feelings. As the husband rushed home, picked up his packed case, kissed the wife bye and was about rushing out, the wife said, “Wait a minute, sweetheart! Aren’t you forgetting something?”

 

The husband froze at the doorway and asked, “What?” And the wife smiled amiably and said, “Let us commit you, the journey and the church conference, into the mighty hands of Papa God.” Agreeably, the husband said, “You are so right! As one of our prayer warriors, please pray for us.” So the wife prayed, “Dear Papa God, I commit my loving and faithful husband, the journey and the church conference into your mighty hands. Grant him the courage not to commit adultery. But if he does, may the holy ghost fire, consume him and his partner. Amen.”  And the husband exclaimed, “Praise God! God has just told me, the conference has been cancelled.”