Friday 7 October 2016

A Motherly Advice

While in the kitchen cooking lunch one afternoon, a West Indian mother looked out the window and saw her daughter up on the mango tree plucking away, and some boys with happy faces at the foot of the tree, catching the fruits. The mother screamed, “You up there, get down this minute and come to the kitchen!” As soon as the daughter entered the kitchen, the mother scolded, “Girl, didn't I tell you not to climb dem mango tree? The boys will see your panty!" And the daughter responded, "Oh mama! You tink me stupid?  Me tek it off, before me climb di tree."

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