My Quick Fix For The Nigerian Economy

Since there can be no arguing the fact that we are all culpable in wrecking the Nigerian economy, and knowingly too, I guarantee that we can revamp it by appreciating and applying the following quick fixes.

 

(1)    Scrap the National Assembly. You don’t need to be a Rocket Scientist to know that they are the biggest drain, and that they have not in any way impacted positively on our economy, administration and welfare. Their supposed functions can be more effectively performed by the State Deputy Governors; who will meet once a month for three to five days.

(2)    Vehicles are just a means of transportation, and we have the ability to produce vehicles; so let us use only the vehicles that we can produce locally.

(3)    Food is primarily to nourish our bodies for a healthy living, and we have the richest foods because the Creator, who is also known as Papa God, created the best food that is best for us; so let us eat our own foods.

(4)    Clothes and shoes are just to cover our nakedness and protect our feet, and we have the ability to produce our own clothes and shoes; so let us wear our own clothes and shoes.

(5)    Drinks are to nourish our bodies, and we have enough natural drinks and the ability to produce them; so let us produce and consume our own drinks.

(6)    Vacationing is for relaxation, and we have cheaper and more effective locations to relax; so let us use our own abundant resorts.

(7)    Medicare is the ability to take care of our health, and we have the ability to do just that; so let us improve, expand and use our own facilities. After all, most of our people who fly abroad in first class for medical treatments are usually returned to us as cargoes.

(8)     Fuels have been produced in small scales by my brothers; so let us legalize them, that we may have cheaper fuels for the masses.

(9)    And in education, we are super stars. We can learn anything, and beat the originators at it. This is true because our religious men and women now claim to know more about Christianity and Islam, more than the Israelites and the Arabs do.