The Black Testicles

While lying in his hospital bed, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure, a young student nurse appeared to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” he mumbled from behind the mask, “Are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replied, “I don't know Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.” He struggled to ask again, “Nurse, are my testicles black?”

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcame her embarrassment and sheepishly pulled back the covers, raised his gown, held his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifted and moved them around and around gently. Then, she took a closer look and said, “No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir.” The man then pulled off his oxygen mask, smiled at her and said very slowly, “Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very very closely, "A r e – M y - T e s t - R e s u l t s -B a c k?”