STUPIDITY: Stupidity is when you don’t even have a bicycle,
and you donate or contribute your last Naira towards the purchase of a private
jet for your pastor.
MUMU: Mumu is when you can’t pay your children’s school fees
in public schools, but you donate or contribute money in your church to build
expensive schools, which your children can never afford to attend.
IGNORANCE: Ignorance is when you believe your pastor tell
you not to live a worldly life, yet he enjoys all the worldly luxuries of fine
houses, cars, jets, other ladies both single and married; while you are waiting
till you get to heaven to enjoy your own.
IDIOCY: Idiocy is when you refuse to take your very sick
child to the hospital because your pastor said you should not do so, yet that
same pastor secretly runs to the USA or Europe for medical attention any time
he has a headache.
KOLO: Kolo is when you see a poor beggar on the road and you
refuse to give him Fifty Naira out of the Five Thousand Naira in your pocket,
because it is your tithe money.
ZOMBIE: You are a Zombie when you dance and trek 30
kilometers under the hot sun, sweating and smelling like shit during your
revival program, while your pastor is inside a full option factory fitted
air-conditioned state of the art SUV with his delectable wife slowly driving
ahead or behind you.
MY TAKE: Stop worshiping your pastors and a doctrine, which
neither them nor you understand or will ever understand. And if you believe
that your brain is rooted in creation, use your own brain. Don’t let them think
for you.
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