When all the good knights were leaving for the Crusades, one
knight told his best friend, "My bride is without a doubt, one of the most
beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have
her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to
her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade."
The Company of knights was only a mile or so out of town,
when they noticed a cloud of dust coming after them. Thinking it might be an
important message from the town, the column halted. The approaching horseman was
the knight's best friend, and he yelled "Hey, you gave me the wrong
key!!"
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