During a seminar last summer, a famous inspirational speaker
said, “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t
my wife.” As the Audience went into shock, and an unholy silence enveloped the
hall, he added, “She was my mother.” A big round of applause and laughter
roared through out the hall.
After the seminar, a very daring husband tried to crack this
joke at home. So one evening after dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the
kitchen, “The Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t
my wife.” As he stood there for a moment, trying to remember the second line of
the speaker’s joke, it happened. He woke up a few days later on a hospital bed,
recovering from a fractured skull.
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