What Is Marriage?

During a Marriage Seminar, the speaker asked, “What is marriage?” After a chorus of mumblings had died down, one shy man stood up and said, “Marriage is a ceremony in which a ring is put on the finger of the lady, while rings are put around the hands and feet of the man.”

Before the ovation died, another man said, “Marriage is an eye-opener. Because, one never knows what happiness is, until he gets married; but then it is too late. When we held hands before marriage, it was love; but after marriage, it has become self-defense." Then the speaker asked, “Why then do we seek marriage?” And another man responded, “I guess, man is self-destructive.”