While getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth, the dentist
noticed that the lady was a little nervous. So he began to tell her a story as
he was putting on his surgical gloves. He started, "Do you know how they
make these rubber gloves?" And the lady replied. "No."
Then the dentist continued, "Well, in the factory, they
set up a large tank of latex and the workers are all picked according to their
hand sizes. They walk up to the tank, dip their hands in, and then walk around
for a bit while the latex sets up and dries right onto their hands. Then they
peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and
start the process all over again."
But the lady didn't laugh a bit. Five minutes into the
procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing, blushed
and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they would make Condoms.”
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