An old man walked into the confessional at the cathedral and
said to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and
11 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair, and I made love to two 18 year
old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest asked, "Well, my son, when was the last time
you were in confession?" And the old man replied, "Never Father, I'm
Jewish." The priest paused, and then asked, "So then, why are you
telling me?" The old man responded, "Hey, I'm telling
everybody."
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