Thursday 27 August 2015

At The Barbershop

When two elderly gentlemen were both just getting finished with their shaves, and the barbers were reaching for some aftershave to slap on their faces, one of the gentlemen shouted, "Hey, don't put that shit on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The other gentleman turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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