Praising God Always

A parish Priest who was reputed for ending every sermon with, “Praise God. Always praise God in all situations,” arrived at the scene of multiple deaths, and watched in harrow, the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When the Priest and the earlier arrivals went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.

One parishioner said, "This may be double murder and a suicide. This guy may have come home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself." As if the Priest was reading the minds of his parishioners, he said, “Praise God.” Perplexed, an elder asked, “Why will you praise God in a situation such as this?” The Priest replied, "Yes, praise God. You see this guy here on the floor? If he had come home yesterday, that other guy would have been me."