A man and a woman were fast asleep together one night, when suddenly
there was a noise in the house. The woman rolled over and said, "It's my
husband, you have to leave!" The man jumped out of bed, jumped through the
window, crawled through the bushes, and out on the street; then he realized
something. He went back to the house and said to the woman, "Wait a
minute! I'm your husband!!" Giving him a very dirty look, she responded,
"So why did you run?"
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