God Saves

Once upon a time, a priest fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Sir! Do you need help?" The priest calmly said, "No, thanks! God will save me!!" A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The priest again said, "No, thanks! God will save me!!" Eventually, the priest drowned and went to heaven. And when he got to heaven, he asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" And God replied, "You fool! I sent you two boats!!"