A man walked into a barber shop and said to the barber, "I'll have
a shave and a shoe shine." The barber then lathered his face and as the barber
sharpens his straight edge blade, a woman with the biggest and most beautiful pair
of breasts the man has ever seen knelt down right in front of him and began to shine
his shoes.
With eyes fixed at the rhythmic movements of the woman’s breasts as she
worked, the man said, "You are so beautiful! You know, you and I should
spend some time together in a hotel room." And the woman said, "My
husband wouldn't like that." Then the man said, "Just tell him you're
working overtime, and I'll pay you the difference." And she said,
"You tell him. He's the one shaving you."
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