Sunday 12 March 2017

The Un-confessional Confession

An old man went to a church, entered the confessional and said, "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old." Then the priest asked, "When was the last time you made a confession?" And the man replied, "I never have! I’m not even a catholic!!" And when the priest asked, "Then why are telling me all this?" The man responded, "I’m telling everybody!"

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