Some Facts To Remember

Here are some important facts to remember as you grow older.

1.       Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

2.       Life is sexually transmitted.

3.       Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4.       Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person how to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

5.       Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital and dying of nothing.

6.       All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

7.       In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make the world normal.

8.       Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long.