Saturday Questions And Answers

Question: Why women love shoes?

Answer: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat, the shoes will always fit

Question: Why can't Women Drive well?

Answer: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.

Question: Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?

Answer: Because there are no Shopping Centers in a jungle.

Question: How do you save a Dying Woman?

Answer: Just tell her about a 90% Sales Discount going on somewhere.

Question: Who invented the phrase, "All men are the same?"

Answer: A Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

Question: Why are wives, called magicians?

Answer: Because they can change anything into an argument.