Sunday 1 March 2015

When Money Talked

When a one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill, and asked, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty dollar bill answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. And how have you, been?"

Reluctantly, the one dollar bill responded, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church."

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