When little Thomas was in the garden filling up a hole, his next
door neighbour peered over the fence, and politely asked, "What are you up
to there, Thomas?" Without looking up, Thomas tearfully replied, "My
goldfish died, and I've just buried him."
And the concerned neighbour asked, "Isn’t that, an
awfully big hole for a goldfish?" Thomas patted down the last heap of
earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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