When a woman decided to own a pet to help keep her company at home, she went to her neighbourhood pet shop, found a beautiful parrot and decided to buy it. But before she paid for the bird, the pet shop owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a whore house. Sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but still decided she would buy it anyway. The pet shop owner then sold her the bird and she took it home, hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's not so bad." A couple of hours later, the woman's two teenage daughters returned from school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new whores." The girls and their mother were a bit offended at first, but then began to laugh about the situation. And when a couple of hours later the woman's husband came home from work, the bird looked at him and said, "New house, new madam, new whores, but same old faces. Hi, Thommie!"
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