When five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on, the first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second surgeon said, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded." The third surgeon disagreed, “No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
And the fourth surgeon chimed in, "You know what? I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he said, "You're all wrong! Politicians are the best, because they are easiest to operate on. With them, there are no guts, no hearts, no brains, no spines, and the heads and rear ends are interchangeable."
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