His Temperance Sermon

While completing his temperance sermon, the preacher had a great expression on his face when he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even a greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." Finally he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He then sat down.

The song leader then stood up, and very cautiously announced with a pleasant smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn number 419, “Shall We Gather At The River!”

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