In the year 2258 when James and Josephine landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, they meet a Martian couple and started talking about all sorts of things. After a while, James asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers, how they make money, and so on and so forth; while Josephine discussed hobbies, cuisines on Mars, and the like. Finally when Josephine brought up the subject of sex, she asked, "Just how do you guys do it?" The Martian woman responded, "Pretty much the same way you do!" Discussion then ensued, and when curiosity finally got the better of them, the couples decided to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
Josephine and the male Martian then went off to a bedroom, and when he stripped reviling only a teeny, weeny member of about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick, Josephine understandably said, "I don't think this is going to work!" And the Martian asked, "Why? What's the matter?" Josephine replied, "Well, it's just not long enough to reach me!" The Martian said, "No problem!" He then proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap, his member grew until it's quite remarkably long. And Josephine said, "Well, that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty not thick enough." Again, he said, "No problem!" Then he started pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grew thicker and thicker until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to Josephine, who then exclaimed, "Wow!" They then fell into the bed and made mad and passionate love for many hours.
The next day when the couples had re-joined their normal partners and gone their separate ways, James asked, "Well, was it any good?" She responded, "I hate to say it honey, but it was pretty wonderful; how about yours?" And he replied, "It was horrible! All I got was a terrible headache!! She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears!!!"
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