Monday 13 February 2017

The Family Affair

When man phoned his urologist and said, “Doc, I think my son has VD. And the only woman he’s screwed is our maid.” The doctor said, “Okay don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid. Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” Then the man added, “But I’ve been screwing the maid too, and I’ve got the same symptoms.” And the doctor said, “Then you come in with him and I’ll fix you both up.” But when the man added, “Well, I think my wife has it too,” The doctor exclaimed, “Oh crap! That means we’ve all got it!”

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