The Determining Factor

A guy was walking down the street, and on seeing a woman with a perfect pair of breasts, he stopped and said to her, “Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?” The woman replied, “Are you nuts?!” And she kept walking away. He turned around, ran around the block and got to the corner before she did. And he asked again, “Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?” And she said, “Listen you, I’m not that kind of woman! Got it?” So the guy ran around the next block and faced her again and asked, “Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?”

She then thought about it for a while and said, “Hmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let’s go to that dark alley over there.” So they went into the alley, where she took off her blouse to reveal the most perfect pair of breasts in the world. As soon as he saw them, he grabbed them and started caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally got annoyed and asked, “Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?” And the guy replied, “Nah, costs too much!”