Monday 14 March 2016

You Aren’t Plugged In

A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. But while running some errands in town, he decided to drop by his home. When he entered the house, he was surprised to see his wife in bed with a man on top of her, and his head resting between her breasts. And when the husband asked, "What on earth are you doing?"

Nonchalantly, the stranger replied, "Quiet, I’m listening to music." The husband then shoved the stranger’s head aside and said, "Let me listen." He placed his head between his wife's breasts, listened, then exclaimed in suspicion, "What! I don't seem to hear any music!" The stranger quipped, "Of course, not! You aren’t plugged in."

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