Sunday 6 March 2016

Mind Your Language

During breakfast one morning, a couple had a big argument which did not abate before the husband left for work. During the argument, the husband had shouted, "You aren't so good in bed either!" He then stormed off to work.

When the husband began to lose it at work, he decided he'd better make amends. So he phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. The husband asked, "What took you so long to answer?" The wife answered cutely, "I was in bed." And when the perplexed husband asked, "What were you doing in bed this late?" The wife answered, "I was getting a second opinion."

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