Sunday 13 March 2016

The Perfect Excuse

An old married couple was sitting on the couch watching TV, one evening. And on the show, was a discussion about how to prepare in case of death etc. The old man turned to his wife with a serious expression on his face, and said, “Honey, I want you to promise me that, if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, that you will make sure to put an end to it.” And with a broad smile on her face, the wife said, “No problem darling.” She promptly got up, turned off the TV, and poured his beer down the drain.

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