A guy was pulled over for speeding. And when the cop
approached the car, and noticed lighter fluid, matches, and torches, all in the
passenger seat. Motioning to the paraphernalia, the cop asked, “Sir, can I ask
why you have that stuff in the car?” And the guy answered, “Well officer, it’s
quite simple. I’m a juggler in a circus and this is my equipment!” But the cop
clearly not believing him, insisted that he came over to the side of the road,
and juggle the torches so he can see if his story was indeed true. Just then an
elderly couple cruised by and the old man turned to his wife and said, “Honey,
am I glad I finally gave up drinking!
Can you believe the drinking test they are giving now?”
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