The Poor Husband

A lady walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment and asked, “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” The prompt reply was, “It is $130.” And the lady gasped, “$130! That’s ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.” The Dentist then thought for a moment and said, “Well, I suppose if we don’t numb it, we could knock off $30.” But the lady countered, “Only $30? That’s still $100. You’ve got to make it cheaper.” After a long pause the Dentist said, “Well, I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50.” And the lady happily said, “Perfect! I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband John.”