The Unique Salad Dressing

A new restaurant opened on a High street with an unusually big sign outside, “You name it, we’ll make it! There is no food we can’t make for you!” One day, a man with a heavy Russian accent said to the waiter, “Excuse me sir, I vould like please, A Garden Salad vith Russian dressing.” The head cook screamed, “RUSSIAN DRESSING! I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF RUSSIAN DRESSING! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS GUY?” And the owner said to the cook, “Don’t worry, I’ll take care of everything. You just make the salad.” And that’s how it happened that two minutes later the waiter walked out with a big Garden Salad and a picture of a Russian man putting on his pants.