Sunday 5 April 2015

How Should I know?

A husband and his wife were asleep one night, when suddenly the phone rang at two o'clock in the morning. When the husband picked the phone, a voice asked, “Is the coast clear?” Angrily, the husband replied, “How the heck am I supposed to know? Am I the weather man?" He then slammed the phone down.

And when his wife rolled over and asked, "Who was that?" The husband replied, "I don't know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

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