When a police officer, who was scheduled for all-night duty
at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of
schedule at 2 in the morning, he did not want to wake his wife. So he undressed
in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then,
his wife sleepily sat up and said, "John, darling, would you go down to
the all-night drug store on the next street and get me some aspirin? I've got a
splitting headache."
Dutifully, the husband said, "Certainly, honey." And
feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the
drug store. As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise and said, "I
know you. Aren't you a policeman? You are Officer John, yes?" And John
replied, "Yeah, and so?" And the pharmacist asked, "Well what
the heck are you doing all dressed like the Fire Chief?"
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