Your Generation In A Nutshell

If you want the story of your generation, told to you in a nutshell and in public, then make the mistake of greeting an old woman on the street, the next time you visit your village. So it was when Okechukwu, while on a visit to his village greeted an old woman on the street. The old woman acknowledged his greetings with, “Good morning nwam. Chineke mooo! Bia, is this not Okechukwu the son of Ebube; the man who raped two girls before getting married to Obianuju the daughter of the wine tapper who fell from a palmtree while staring at the buttocks of Juliliana the village prostitute who aborted 16 pregnancies before getting married to Okohia the dibia from the nebouring village? Is it not your grandfather who died of madness? Nwam, so you have grown so big! Ndo, nwam!”