Wednesday 7 September 2016

I’m Rich

When she saw herself in her full length mirror after she had dressed for a party, she exclaimed, “Oh my God, I’m rich! With Silver in my hair, Gold in my teeth, Crystals in my kidney, Sugar in my blood, Lead in my butt, Iron in my arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!”

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