When everywhere you go these, all you hear are the negative things about Nigeria, I was beginning to believe that Papa God may have really forsaken her; until I heard about the Nigerian hell. Them say, even other nationals are now queuing to get into the Nigerian hell. Them also say, though all the hells have identical infrastructures and codes of conduct of first putting you in an electric chair for one hour, after which they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, before the devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day; the Nigerian hell is still pulling the crowd.
Upon further investigation, it was revealed that the Nigerian hell will continue to pull the crowd because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. And though the nails for the bed of nails were ordered and paid for, they were never supplied by the contractor. So the bed is as comfortable as ever to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant truant; so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home, and or goes to do his private business.
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