Sunday 25 September 2016

After Church Service

When a seemingly happily married couple got home after church service one Sunday morning, the husband went straight into his study and shut the door. After a while, the wife got concerned, went after him and found him sitting quietly on his chair and staring at the ceiling. So, the wife asked, "Darling, why are you sitting so quietly and staring at the ceiling? What is it that is bothering you?"

And the husband replied, "I'm still thinking about what the pastor said. It doesn't make me feel very comfortable." Then the wife asked, “What is there, to make you uncomfortable?" And when the husband responded with, “The pastor’s confession that, he'd slept with all the single and married women in the church but one. That on ONLY ONE woman didn’t want to sleep with him!" The wife said, “It must be that Mrs. Kokori!  She thinks she is better than everyone!"

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