A husband and wife decided to spend some quality time together and away from home, in order to work on their marriage which seemed to be disintegrating very fast. So they checked into a nice five star hotel, and were given a room on the eleventh floor, with a beautiful view of the city. They settled down nicely and chatted about old times. They then went ahead and had a romantic and love-filled first night, semblance of their honeymoon. In the morning, they decided to celebrate with a Champagne breakfast in their room.
Midway into their breakfast the wife said, “I don’t just know why I am having a nagging feeling that you are being this nice, because you are feeling guilty about something.” And the husband asked, “Are you by any means feeling guilty about something that you have done? Is it being difficult for you to come forth and confess?” Immediately, the wife snapped and started a hot argument with missiles being thrown. So the husband called the front desk and said, “This is room 1120. My wife and I are having an argument and she is trying to jump out of the window. Please send a technician quick.” And the desk clerk responded, “I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter." Then the husband retorted, “But the window won't open! And that's a maintenance matter!”
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