Tuesday 26 July 2016

The Fatal Treat

When a wife treated her husband by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday, the doorman at The Club said, “Hi James, how are you today?” The wife looked at her husband and asked, “How does he know you?” He responded, “Oh dear, I play football with him.” When they got inside, the Bartender asked, “The usual James?” Without waiting to be asked, the husband said, “Before you say anything, he is on the Darts Team.”

As soon as they seated, a stripper appeared and asked, “Hi James! Do you crave for the Special again?” The wife just stormed out dragging him with her and jumped into a taxi. The taxi driver looked at them both and said, “Hey Jimmy Boy, you picked up an ugly one this time, yes?” The husband’s funeral is on Sunday.

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