At The Museum

When the 90 year old museum tour guide croaked, “And this over here is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, and on its left you can see another fossil that’s 2 million and 69 years old.”  A fellow in the audience exclaimed, “Wow! That’s really fascinating! How can you age it so accurately to the year?” The old chap answered, “Well that’s simple. It was two million years old when I started working here 69 years ago.”