Doreen was really frustrated, after she had complained
dozens of times to her daughter about her newest gag of kissing the bathroom
mirror immediately after applying lipstick, to no avail. Finally, one day after
spending a half hour scrubbing the mirror, only to find another kiss mark an
hour later, Doreen had enough, and hollered, “Suzzy!” And when her daughter replied
through her bedroom door with, “What,” Doreen said, “I can’t find the toilet
brush that I’ve been using to clean the bathroom mirror. Do you have any idea
where it is?”
After hearing the gargling from behind the bedroom door, Doreen
knew her days of cleaning kiss marks off of mirrors were over.
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