Friday 8 January 2016

Some Funny Thoughts

1.       If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the terminal?
2.       If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
3.       How is it possible to have a civil war?
4.       If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
5.       What do gardeners do after they retire?
6.       Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?
7.       Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
8.       Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

9.       Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

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